George W Bush - Years in Office

(Intoned to the tune of The twelve days of Christmas.)

In his first year in office, George Bush said to us,
"The Constitution is just a piece of paper."

In his second year in office, George Bush said to us,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

In his third year in office, George Bush said to us,
Hire Haliburton,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

In his fourth year in office, George Bush said to us,
Secret offshore prisons,
Hire Haliburton,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

In his fifth year in office, George Bush said to us,
Is Ka-trin-a bad?
Secret offshore prisons,
Hire Haliburton,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

In his sixth year in office, George Bush said to us,
Executive privilege,
Is Katrina bad?
Secret offshore prisons,
Hire Haliburton,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

In his seventh year in office, George Bush said to us,
Obey only laws I like,
Executive privilege,
Is Katrina bad?
Secret offshore prisons,
Hire Haliburton,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

In his eighth year in office, George Bush said to us,
Bomb Iran flat,
Obey only laws I like,
Executive privilege,
Is Katrina bad?
Secret offshore prisons,
Hire Haliburton,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

In his ninth year in office, Great Leader Bush said to us,
Suspend the Constitution,
Bomb Iran flat,
Obey only laws I like,
Executive privilege,
Is Katrina bad?
Secret offshore prisons,
Hire Haliburton,
Wire-tap everybody,
and the Constitution was just a piece of paper.

and so on....

Reading the above and enjoying it may cause you to end up in Gitmo.
This was handed out to me at my church on a recent Sunday. Please distribute freely so that the government can't destroy all of the copies.